Go away! 12+ An unscrupulous profiteer sells the people of Springfield on a defective monorail system, with Homer as the conductor. It's the greatest! Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. North Haverbrook. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. The town charter says that in an emergency, I run the show. Are you squandering the precious gift Of life in front of the idiot box? [ Chuckles ] Young lady... that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked. Is there anything they can't do?” Homer Simpson “I call the big one Bitey.” Homer, on the opossums living in the Monorail. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! But this gentleman here clearly stands out above the rest. Wikis. Order! Please rise for the, uh, Pledge of Allegiance. Homer, there's a family Of possums in here. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! Come on, Lise. Like a giant billboard that says, "No fat chicks"? Yeah, well, my plane leaves in less than one minute. Oh, what a boon it could be for our under funded public schools. I'm Miss Hoover. [5] Leonard Nimoy's unexpected guest appearance was also widely praised. Well, you should have written a song like that guy. I'm Miss Hoover. Marge: How fast is it going? Hardly. [ Screams ] ♪ [Classic Cartoon Theme] [ Whistle Blowing ] Yabba dabba do! I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere. Well, I've been monitoring your progress closely. Well, Surely you've all noticed... the terrible condition Main Street is in. I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook. Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? Wow, Dad. We both know how this money should... nay, must be spent. I'm just saying we could blow all our money... on a stupid little street, but--. Go away! Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook. My name is Mr. Snrub... and I come from, uh, someplace far away. Transcripts Wiki. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Marge: And that was the only folly... the people of Springfield ever embarked upon... except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper... and the 50-foot magnifying glass... and that escalator to nowhere. We're going to take a break and when we return we'll be reformatt… Views: 276. [ Bart, Homer] Monorail! Hey, wait, man. You really are gonna be a monorail conductor. You crazy car. [ All Chanting ] Main Street! You just better have a damn good conductor. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail?oldid=162072. Well, judging by your husband's cowardly scream... Ah. Wiki Content. Agent Malone, Environmental Protection Agency. I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook. Come on, Lise. True or false: You can get mono from riding the monorail. Sorry. Well, maybe it's time you joined the exciting field of monorail conducting... by enrolling at the Lanley lnstitute. I-I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant. S4E12: Marge vs. the Monorail. Actually, you see, the doors on Star Trek were not mechanical. [Man Over P.A.] I'm Genghis Khan. All rights reserved. F.D. I'd like you to explain... why we should build a mass transit system... in a small town with a centralized population. Excuse me, miss. The playground? I don't know whether... to eat you or kiss you. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook. “Marge vs. the Monorail” “The Springfield Files” Futurama – “Space Pilot 3000” Futurama – “Where No Fan Has Gone Before” Star Trek – “The Galileo Seven” (<- Nimoy saves everyone) Star Trek – “Mirror, Mirror” (<- Evil goatee Nimoy) Star Trek – “Amok Time” (<- This one sucks except for the fight, which that link will take you right to.) North Haverbrook. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook. I'm gonna take a nap. Also This . ‎Well, this might be the moment you've been waiting for since we started the podcast more than four years ago. Actually, you see, the doors on Star Trek were not mechanical. Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it. And that concludes our intensive three-week course. Marge vs. the MonorailS4 E1314 Jan 1993. So "Marge vs. the Monorail" survives as a classic on its content alone, not of its association with its now famous creator. Oh, right, that. "Marge vs. the Monorail" is the twelfth episode of The Simpsons' fourth season. (Sees Homer scream in the speeding monorail passing by.) The episode was written by … It's making me dizzy. Icon of Marge vs. the Monorail for fans of The Simpsons. Order! I hear they dump 'em in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement. Share. I think that sash is cutting off the air to your brain. Are you on your third beer of the evening? Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter? Marge vs. the Monorail Quiz Stats. There ain't no monorail, and there never was! But now, I wanna follow in your footsteps. Main Street! Homer, there's a family Of possums in here. You there, eating the paste. Oh, right, that. We had a stagehand on either side... who would pull the door open when he saw you approach. But now, I wanna follow in your footsteps. I hear they dump 'em in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement. Excuse me. Oh, no! The Simpsons. It was written by Conan O'Brien and directed by Rich Moore and originally aired on January 14, 1993. [ Male Announcer] Coming soon, it's Truckasaurus: The Movie... starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus. just call off your giant mechanical ants! You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. Games Movies TV Video. Bart, we'll do anything you want. More precisely, it's "Marge vs. the Monorail," the 12th episode of season 4. Monorail! Marge vs. the Monorail P-Code: 9F10 D-Premiere: 10.07.1994: US-Premiere: 14.01.1993 Autor: Conan O'Brien: Regie: Rich Moore: Musik: Alf Clausen: Bilder Tafelgag Couchgag Abspann; Features Framegrabs Capsule Promobild; TV-Daten Foren-Thread Fehler; Einordnung Staffel Episode/Staffel Episode; 4 12 71 I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Should we take one car, or should I follow you? Krusty, why won't you answer my calls? [ Lanley ] Are you stuck in a dead-end job? You really are gonna be a monorail conductor. [Female Computerized Voice] The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in service. "The Simpsons" Marge vs. the Monorail subtitles. Directed by Rich Moore. Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter? The Monorail," join us for one last episode of Everything's Coming Up Simpsons! And here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin... fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic! width(px) height(px) License. With its grand scale, silly asides and abundance of absurdist humour, Marge Vs The Monorail represented a stark departure from the show’s established formula. It looks like everyone in Springfield showed up for this. I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. I have been shot eight times this year... and as a result, I almost missed work. Marge vs. the Monorail, llamado Marge contra el monorraíl en España y Marge contra el monorriel en Hispanoamérica, es el duodécimo episodio de la cuarta temporada de Los Simpson y fue emitido originalmente el 14 de enero de 1993. It's making me dizzy. And that concludes our intensive three-week course. 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